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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

(via tooweirdtolive-----tooraretodie)

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

(via aufvvachen)

awwww-cute:

My friend bought a $2,000 cat lounge chair

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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

i-choose-death-before-decaf:

rough-edges:

dank-assbabies:

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

omg

"This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us, Mom"

"Kill All Your Friends, Mom"

"Fake Your Death, Mom"

I approve of this.

thghtsnsht:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

i feel smarter after watching this.

(via memewhore)

freddythefandomhorse:

My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.

(via tooweirdtolive-----tooraretodie)